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Game đánh bạc online:【JR之声】雄鹿之声:感谢篮网老铁的赞助;卡特神勇,字母哥Who?

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注雄鹿之声,作为JRS之声的雄鹿部分,会不定期抽选部分好玩有趣的国外网友讨论和回帖,分享给大家一起娱乐。由于取材自网友和国外雄鹿相关社交媒体,因此会有一定的主队倾向。

先来几个趣图

吃瓜字母

1.雄鹿-雷霆赛后

[POSTGAME THREAD] With Giannis resting, 9-0 Leroy and our undefeated Milwaukee Bucks (9-0) defeat the Oklahoma City Thunder (4-5) at home by the score of 108-94, Bobby Portis puts up career-high rebounds, Bucks extend franchise-best winning streak to start a season - 11/05/2022

吃水不忘挖井人,感谢篮网老铁送的小卡特!

--老铁不仅送了小卡特,还有名宿大洛!

--值得一提的是,篮网还在给卡特付薪水呢,哈哈哈

--终结篮网超级队伍,从抢来杰文-卡特开始,嘿嘿,对不起了,篮网

The Nets really just let us get Leroy for free huh

Nets legends Leroy Jevon Carter and Brook Robert Lopez

Nets are still paying Leroy btw LMAO

We ended their superteam and stole jevon. Damn sorry brooklyn

最后7分多钟仅得2分,毫无运动战进球……也真是醉了

不过,无所谓,屌鹿不败!

--当你巨大领先,并且封锁对方每个回合的时候,没必要去玩命刷分呢

2 points and 0 FG in the last 7:22 what the hell was that.

Anyways, Neva lost.

No need to try scoring when you have a big lead and shut the opponent down every possession *taps forehead

波比-板蒂斯!

或许其实我们根本不需要字母哥,米德尔顿和英格尔斯……

Bobby Boardis!

Maybe we don't even need Giannis, Khris, Pat and Joe after all

阿伦平平无奇地拿下了19+1+1并且两次抢断和一次封盖,并且不声不响的拿到 73% 83% 100% 的命中率

Grayson with a very normal statline of 19/1/1 with 2 steals and a block on a very normal split of 75/83/100


我希望字母哥哥能上场对多时间,而不只是50秒

--我也十分希望,不过看起来50秒差不多就是他合理的场均出场时间I wish Thanasty was getting more than 50 seconds in a game

--I wish it too, but acknowledge it is probably the right number of seconds for him to play per game.

字母哥是谁?裁了吧,围绕卡特建队

--对,不需要字母哥和米文远,我们仍有两个最好的球员大洛和大洛的新后背

--字母哥,朱哥,米豆合砍10分,哈哈哈

Who even needs Giannis let's just build around Jevon Carter.

Don't need Giannis or Khash when we still have our two best players: Brook Lopez and Brook Lopez's new back

Giannis, Jrue, and Khris combine for 10 points.


杰文-卡特是谁?🤭🤔🥱

数学上,他是我的解

历史上,他是我的国王

艺术上,他是我的画卷🥳

科学里,他就是我的氧气

地理中,他便是我的世界🤯


(注经典来了,只不过这次常规的“馋朱哥身子”的段子,主人公换成了卡特,来大家一起背诵)

---我不是gay,但是我愿意跟卡特一起住在林间小木屋中。我们不会发生性关系,但每当我透过厨房的窗子看到卡特在院子里砍柴时,都有一股强烈的情欲在我身体里奔涌流淌——他那紧实的臀部,赤裸着上身,一颗颗汗滴从他健壮的身体上渗出……我会冲到楼上,开始打,整个过程我都强迫自己去想妹子、想女人,但没办法,我的脑子里最终还是想回卡特。无奈,我手冲未遂,没法尽兴,于是生气的返回楼下……

还有些时候,我们坐在餐桌前面对面,互相看着对方的眼睛,在那一秒,一切皆有可能,但我们都克制了自己,回到现实中正在做的事情。有一天,我们中的一个人会死去,另一个人会把他埋在小木屋外面。走回屋子里,给他已故的朋友写一封简短的信,然后自尽随他而去。因为没有彼此我们无法生活——这就是我柏拉图式的爱。


who is Jevon Carter?🤭🤔🥱

in math: my solution ️

in history: my king

in art: my canvas 🥳

in science: my oxygen

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in geography: my world 🤯

--I'm not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Jevon Carter. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him hitting fadeaways on the driveway hoop and running cone drills shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Daddy Carter. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry and sexually frustrated. Sometimes we will look across the table at dinner and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

密尔“哇哦~~~~~~~~~”雄鹿


没有字母哥,雄鹿更厉害?

--,“吴莫熊”孪生兄弟“吴字鹿”是吧

Milwwwwwwwwwaukee Bucks

Are the Bucks better without Giannis??

-- ja vibes


2. 昨天雄鹿-森林狼赛后

[GAME THREAD] 8-0 Leroy and our undefeated Milwaukee Bucks (8-0) defeat the Minnesota Timberwolves (4-5) on the road by the score of, Bucks set record for franchise’s longest winning streak to start a season - 11/04/2022

博尚竟然能够破解你鹿顽疾——“字母哥9助攻”这样的得分荒尴尬难题,未来可期!

Marjon Beauchamp has broken the 9-assist-Giannis curse. The rook can hoop.

明尼苏达主场竟然在喊 Buck in 6,哈哈哈

--还有给波比加油的,哈哈哈

Bucks in 6 chants in Minneapolis lmaoooo

And the Bobby chant

8-0

字母哥三双

博尚出色发挥

唯一遗憾的可能就是字母哥连续30+的终结以及糟糕的罚球了,哈哈哈

8-0

Giannis triple double

MJB coming out party

And all I can think about is that poor 30pt streak that hinged on those pesky FTs lol.


博尚是最佳新秀

--最好的球队值得最好的新秀

Marjon Beauchamp is the greatest rookie of all time

--On the greatest team in the nba

字母哥把三双的数据打成发挥欠佳的感觉,真是让人百看不厌

Will never get tired of Giannis making a triple double look like an off night

It WAS an off night. He could have easily had 35 on an average shooting night.

别忘了雄鹿还有米德尔顿和康诺顿坐在板凳席上……

--还有英格尔斯也在板凳席上

--还有拉塞尔在森林狼卧底

Bucks still don't have Middleton or Connaughton too

--And Jingles is on the way :)

--Wolves had dlo


鹈鹕球迷霍勒迪哪怕是能隔一场准一场,雄鹿都是没有敌手的

鹈鹕If Jrue shoots like this even if it's just every other game, I don't see any other team being in the Bucks tier.

森林狼球迷裁掉拉塞尔,然后丢进五大湖吧

--请别丢到密歇根湖谢谢,要不然我们密尔沃基也会被熏臭……

狼Fire Dlo into the Great Lakes.

--Not into Lake Michigan. Then Milwaukee will stink too.

森林狼球迷确实,美国竞技体育历史上最低胜率确实没办法吸引太多球迷……

不过有一说一,明州真的很多雄鹿的球迷

--有趣的是,哪怕是森林狼和雄鹿分属不同的赛区,仍然有不少互相视为宿敌的球迷……

狼Worst winning percentage in the history of professional American sports generally does not make many fans.

Plus there's tons of bucks fans in the cities

--Even though Timberwolves and Bucks fans aren't in the same conference there is still always that Wisconsin vs Minnesota rivalry.



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